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Reprint from http://www.drsusanblock.com/
The 8th Annual Eros Day brought Shay
Lynn to Dr. Susan Block’s biggest celebration of the Sex God yet,
with an exotic erotic mélange of thousands of ordinary and
extraordinary, public and private sex acts moving and grooving to the
contrasting rhythms of several very different live music performances,
all of them awesome, the like of which I’m sure you’ve
never heard at any single concert, let alone a big squirting orgy.
Dozens of dazzling Eros
Angels and Sexy Devils fly in from all corners of the universe to join
in our annual
celebration of the God, the Planetoid
and the Spirit of Eros, from the hottest porn stars to the
finest painters, from incredible singers to beautiful swingers,
acrobatic dancers to eros-inspired romancers,
not to mention the President
of the United States, Bono of U2 (at least he looks and sings like Bono) and Jesus Christ
Himself (at least he looks and sings like Jesus).
As the guests begin to
congregate in the Speakeasy
Cathedral of Eros, the amazing Annie Body and I ride through the gallery in the
rickshaw, transformed by Gene into a magical Eros Chariot, expertly driven
to Mount
Olympus (my bed) by the great God of Transportation and
Communication Himself, Mercury (Hermes
to the Greeks), played with colorfully perverted panache by the
classically naked - except for His clown makeup - Clown Prince of Porn,
Dick Chibbles. In the Womb Room, Snake Evie and I welcome the congregation and explain the
Meaning of Eros Day, brought to us by the living
legendary Lasse Braun. Then,
flanked by a bevy of dazzlingly nude and wingéd
Eros Angels, stunningly sexy ladies of all ages from 19-45, including Annie
Body, Tai Ellis, Cheyenne
Hunter, Mindy Main, Daisy May, Cyn Moore and Cara Lott, all
holding flickering Eros Day cock-shaped candles, as we deliver the Eros
Day Prayer, accompanied by the deep baritone of “Airplane”
Jive Brother Norman Alexander Gibbs:
After our prayer, the
lovely, topless Kayla
Raynes
sings an Aria to Eros in
a divine soprano that seems to rise up through the 18-foot-ceilings of
the Speakeasy, permeating the Heavens Above with its sweet clarity. The
almost (but not quite) religious solemnity of the moment is then broken
with a wild cry of passion, a different kind of aria, as Annie Body
squirts a great gorgeous geyser of female ejaculate all over my broadcast bed,
baptizing us all in her Holy
Water. This is her prayer to Eros, for Eros
to come to her, to come to all of us..
Almost immediately, her
prayers are answered. Eros comes on a wing and prayer (and
not much else) in the human form of the disarmingly charming Tulsy Ball whom RadioSuzy1TV
viewers will remember from November's "Born
Again Squirting Spanksgiving" show.
Wearing nothing but angel wings, Eros joyously zooms in for a landing
in my bed of squirt, happy to spread love, lust and life
throughout the universe and delighted to be adored by His giggling
priestesses, all of us made up tribal-style by Annie. Then the Heavens
open again, and Eros’ hot mama Aphrodite
(Venus to the Romans), also totally nude and breathtakingly sexy,
enters my Bed of Eros. Everyone worships Aphrodite, played by our
favorite chica from Chicago, Shay Lynn
(with David Goldner and the Goldner Girls), in her second Eros Day
appearance, even more bubbly and more buxom than she was last year.
Since Annie was Aphrodite
for Eros Day ’06 Circus of Sex, she crowns Shay
Lynn “Eros Day Aphrodite ’07,” and seals the immortal
transition with a deep kiss. Then the worshippers line up: First
cute-as-kansas Daisy May (last seen on The
Dr. Susan Block Show as a Porn Clown in XXXmas Saturnalia) licks
the Delta of Venus of Venus. Then Tai squirts for
Aphrodite, and Cheyenne enters our Boudoir Temple of Eros, peels off
her peel-on pants, stands on her head and opens her spectacular silky
smooth legs for Aphrodite and Eros to sanctify, which they do, with
loving tongue kisses (bisoux-bisoux!).
Blessed by the Gods, Cheyenne
proceeds to turn herself into a human pretzel, sticking her feet behind
her head. This makes Eros’ planetoid rock-hard, and he rubs it
between his hot mama’s big boobs; then several Eros Angels vie to
suck, stroke and adore His divine rod. Yes, it’s good to be a
God!
Into the Eros Day Orgy
leaps Adonis, the handsome human beloved of Venus, played by Andrew Andretti, as his favorite nymph Mindy Main strips off his human clothes, revealing
his Godly nakedness, including his rising planetoid, which
also gets the immortal treatment from all the other Eros Angels,
especially Cheyenne. Then kat steps into the scene,
naked except for a fringe skirt and a mysterious Bedouin mask. She
picks her giant boa Alice
up out of her basket and does a mesmerizing Snake Dance to Eros before
the Speakeasy congregation as Eros and the naked Eros Angels shake and
moan behind her.
Next "LA Poetry
Princess" Teka-Lark Lo reads an erotic poem, Annie Body
leads Cara Lott in on a leash sucking her strap-on planetoid, and Baadmaster appears to give naughty Cara a few hard
whacks. Then some cute chicks from Babeland present us with
vibrating Silver Bullets to enhance our Eros Day, Roberta
Morgan of Mikey & Mandy shares
her Eros Day tits, and our mellifluous opera singer Kayla Raynes squirts up a storm of Holy Water for Eros that Sissy Maid
devoutly drinks like a Catholic schoolgirl taking her wafer.
From opera to orgasms to
operetta to more orgasms, to spanking, squirting, beautiful macramé bondage
and dancing to the bacchanalian beat of DJ Thomas Lann and Pat Harper, with Lion’s live
drumming, Eros Day gets progressively more erotic and erotically more
progressive. Yes indeed, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners,
the Spirit of Eros is the same sexy trickster spirit that infused the
anti-war movement of the Vietnam years with passion
and an erotic fervor that is sadly lacking in the anti-war movements of
today. But the Spirit of Eros is alive and well at Dr.
Suzy’s Speakeasy. Amen & Awomen.
Please pass the condoms.
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