The 8th Annual Eros Day brought Shay Lynn to Dr. Susan Block’s biggest celebration of the Sex God yet, with an exotic erotic mélange of thousands of ordinary and extraordinary, public and private sex acts moving and grooving to the contrasting rhythms of several very different live music performances, all of them awesome, the like of which I’m sure you’ve never heard at any single concert, let alone a big squirting orgy.  

Dozens of dazzling Eros Angels and Sexy Devils fly in from all corners of the universe to join in our annual celebration of the God, the Planetoid and the Spirit of Eros, from the hottest porn stars to the finest painters, from incredible singers to beautiful swingers, acrobatic dancers to eros-inspired romancers, not to mention the President of the United States, Bono of U2 (at least he looks and sings like Bono) and Jesus Christ Himself (at least he looks and sings like Jesus).

As the guests begin to congregate in the Speakeasy Cathedral of Eros, the amazing Annie Body and I ride through the gallery in the rickshaw, transformed by Gene into a magical Eros Chariot, expertly driven to Mount Olympus (my bed) by the great God of Transportation and Communication Himself, Mercury (Hermes to the Greeks), played with colorfully perverted panache by the classically naked - except for His clown makeup - Clown Prince of Porn, Dick Chibbles. In the Womb Room, Snake Evie and I welcome the congregation and explain the Meaning of Eros Day, brought to us by the living legendary Lasse Braun. Then, flanked by a bevy of dazzlingly nude and wingéd Eros Angels, stunningly sexy ladies of all ages from 19-45, including Annie Body, Tai Ellis, Cheyenne Hunter, Mindy Main, Daisy May, Cyn Moore and Cara Lott, all holding flickering Eros Day cock-shaped candles, as we deliver the Eros Day Prayer, accompanied by the deep baritone of “Airplane” Jive Brother Norman Alexander Gibbs:

After our prayer, the lovely, topless Kayla Raynes sings an Aria to Eros in a divine soprano that seems to rise up through the 18-foot-ceilings of the Speakeasy, permeating the Heavens Above with its sweet clarity. The almost (but not quite) religious solemnity of the moment is then broken with a wild cry of passion, a different kind of aria, as Annie Body squirts a great gorgeous geyser of female ejaculate all over my broadcast bed, baptizing us all in her Holy Water. This is her prayer to Eros, for Eros to come to her, to come to all of us..

Almost immediately, her prayers are answered. Eros comes on a wing and prayer (and not much else) in the human form of the disarmingly charming Tulsy Ball whom RadioSuzy1TV viewers will remember from November's "Born Again Squirting Spanksgiving" show. Wearing nothing but angel wings, Eros joyously zooms in for a landing in my bed of squirt, happy to spread love, lust and life throughout the universe and delighted to be adored by His giggling priestesses, all of us made up tribal-style by Annie. Then the Heavens open again, and Eros’ hot mama Aphrodite (Venus to the Romans), also totally nude and breathtakingly sexy, enters my Bed of Eros. Everyone worships Aphrodite, played by our favorite chica from Chicago, Shay Lynn (with David Goldner and the Goldner Girls), in her second Eros Day appearance, even more bubbly and more buxom than she was last year. 

Since Annie was Aphrodite for Eros Day ’06 Circus of Sex, she crowns Shay Lynn “Eros Day Aphrodite ’07,” and seals the immortal transition with a deep kiss. Then the worshippers line up: First cute-as-kansas Daisy May (last seen on The Dr. Susan Block Show as a Porn Clown in XXXmas Saturnalia) licks the Delta of Venus of Venus. Then Tai squirts for Aphrodite, and Cheyenne enters our Boudoir Temple of Eros, peels off her peel-on pants, stands on her head and opens her spectacular silky smooth legs for Aphrodite and Eros to sanctify, which they do, with loving tongue kisses (bisoux-bisoux!). Blessed by the Gods, Cheyenne proceeds to turn herself into a human pretzel, sticking her feet behind her head. This makes Eros’ planetoid rock-hard, and he rubs it between his hot mama’s big boobs; then several Eros Angels vie to suck, stroke and adore His divine rod. Yes, it’s good to be a God!

Into the Eros Day Orgy leaps Adonis, the handsome human beloved of Venus, played by Andrew Andretti, as his favorite nymph Mindy Main strips off his human clothes, revealing his Godly nakedness, including his rising planetoid, which also gets the immortal treatment from all the other Eros Angels, especially Cheyenne. Then kat steps into the scene, naked except for a fringe skirt and a mysterious Bedouin mask. She picks her giant boa Alice up out of her basket and does a mesmerizing Snake Dance to Eros before the Speakeasy congregation as Eros and the naked Eros Angels shake and moan behind her.

Next "LA Poetry Princess" Teka-Lark Lo reads an erotic poem, Annie Body leads Cara Lott in on a leash sucking her strap-on planetoid, and Baadmaster appears to give naughty Cara a few hard whacks. Then some cute chicks from Babeland present us with vibrating Silver Bullets to enhance our Eros Day, Roberta Morgan of Mikey & Mandy shares her Eros Day tits, and our mellifluous opera singer Kayla Raynes squirts up a storm of Holy Water for Eros that Sissy Maid devoutly drinks like a Catholic schoolgirl taking her wafer.

From opera to orgasms to operetta to more orgasms, to spanking, squirting, beautiful macramé bondage and dancing to the bacchanalian beat of DJ Thomas Lann and Pat Harper, with Lion’s live drumming, Eros Day gets progressively more erotic and erotically more progressive. Yes indeed, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, the Spirit of Eros is the same sexy trickster spirit that infused the anti-war movement of the Vietnam years with passion and an erotic fervor that is sadly lacking in the anti-war movements of today. But the Spirit of Eros is alive and well at Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy. Amen & Awomen. Please pass the condoms.